The PawSox Are Hosting A "Free Brady" Night Because Of Course They Are

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Very kind gesture by the PawSox and an excellent sign of respect for the king, but I’m forced to ask… where was this last year? Kind of fell asleep there, no, fellas? Minor league promos are like porn parodies: do one every single day possible and eventually something will hit and get publicity. But, despite the fact that this seems like a late jump into a war that’s been waging for an eternity, the support is appreciated.

If you were real ones, however, you’d make it a Free Brady, Fire Goodell night.Burn a Goodell in effigy at McCoy during the 7th inning stretch and no one named Roger or Goodell is allowed in. Then we’re really cooking with gas.

PS – Shank tries so hard to be hated that I hate hating him. AHHHH! A minor league baseball team is doing a promo that really isn’t even that whacky! Just mortifying! No one could possibly have this take unless it’s forced for attention.